Of dorms and sex

by Evans Yonson

(Note: This blog originally appeared in my Multiply account on 5 June 2005. In the coming days, I will be posting blogs written between 2004 and 2006 and posted in Multiply. The site will be offline soon thus the migration of several blog entries.)

santiago de compostela – nats told me about his next door neighbor’s sunday’s big event. i told him about the guy’s on the other dormitory’s monday specials.

at 0300, nats was trying to wake me up and listen to the infamous noisy sex of his neighbor. the girl could not contain her feelings. her groans are heard from all corners of the house. were there loudspeakers or microphones inside/outside the room for everyone to hear? that loud!! then suddenly the throbbings became frequent thus the groaning became faster this time with the rhythm of the throbbing. and kaboom!! several books fell. i was giggling. i don’t know what nats was doing in this dark cold early morning but one thing is certain, he is used to it. every monday early dawn.

madrid – arriving from class at 2200 on monday, neighbor 005 on the other dormitory enters his room, opens his light and removes everything, with the windows open. he goes around naked for the world to see. at 0030, he still naked and this time, he is infront of his laptop, must be watching some sex video. after reaching his climax, he wipes and cleans the floor and goes to shower. at 0300, he is off to bed. every monday, tuesday, and thursday.

when does sex become a routine? is this a guy thing? or is it for both sexes? is it an animal thing? or is it a more civilized animal thing that people tend to schedule it?

whatever happened to spontaneity of events? i mean, let’s have sex right here, right now. let’s not wait for another day or another weekend for that.